atheisticasshole:

Wait but hear me out

  • ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
  • hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
  • slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
  • gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you  

outsideparenthesis:

mynocturnalparadise:

peachdoxie:

EVER

the fall of azula is one of the best written story arcs in cartoon history and i will stand by this comment forever

stop setting off fireworks wtf it’s august

poopflow:

whorville:

Do people under 5’4 even really exist?

they do, we just cant see them

Title: Ridiculously epic Kapp'n song

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acnl-capytown:

So I made a thing… (;;゚∀゚)

I am not a classical singer and my English pronunciation might be weird, but I just love singing Kapp’n’s songs with a voice like this. :D;;

Oh cucumber, you’re not a pewcumber.
I love you so much. You are me best friend.
Though you’re a bit thorny,
we can still get along.
Let’s not fight! Take a bite!
So tasty! Love you to the end!

Oh, This ain’t good-bye. I will see you again. 
That’s how it goes whene’er yer my friend!

i don’t know if i actually feel like finishing this or not so here have my lazy sketches bweh

southernlist:

cloudcuckoolander527:

tokilladm:

What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

You are the future. 

Please run for president